My middle daughter Olivia always comes up with the funniest lines when I’m putting her down for bed. When we were on vacation my oldest daughter, Gabriella, got bit by a hermit crab in a pet store. That night when I was putting Olivia down to bed I asked her what her favorite part of vacation was. In a real monotone voice she says, “When the crab bit Gabriella.” What’s up with that?!
Then I asked her a couple nights ago what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said a mommy. So I asked her what would she do if she were a mommy and she says, “Drive.” Then I asked her what else she would do if she were a mommy. This time she paused for a minute and in her little monotone voice she says, “Tell them not to do things”. So according to Olivia the only prerequisites for being a mom are driving and telling kids not to do things. Easy enough.
